It’s Burda (a David K. joint)

Let me first clarify that I am by no means a "manhunter (manhunt.net)," however I do absolutely LOVE "Mike’s" column in manhunt.  He even shares dsanchez-lblowhan sentiments on Clak Aiken.  Read article written by Mike below:

Yo, Mike!

I’ve been having no-strings sex with this guy for like, 2 years.
Every month or so he comes over, we play hide the salami, he takes a
shower and that’s about it. But lately, we’ve been doing it more often
and actually having decent conversations at the end of our sessions.
Well, guess what? I’m falling for him. I want to ask him out on a date
but I’m not sure how or whether I should. On the one hand, I don’t want
to scare him off and ruin the chance of getting laid regularly, but on
the other, I want to take this to the next level. What’s the best way
of turning a fuck buddy into a boyfriend?

—     Dying to know

Dear Dying:

You may as well try turning Clay Aiken into a top. Fuck buddies are
about being involved; boyfriends are about being committed. Think of it
like a sausage and eggs breakfast–the chicken was involved; the pig
was committed. Your fuck buddy’s eggs are involved and now you want his
sausage committed? Good luck.

Still, it *is* possible to convert him from a penis that’s attached
to nobody special to somebody special with an attached penis. The best
way to up the odds is to play it cool. That means:

• No Heart-To-Heart Talks.
  If you call him up and say, “We need to talk,” it better be about
  switching lubes or trying new positions. Don’t get me wrong—you *do*
  need to talk. A lot, actually. Just not about your feelings. Figure out
  what he likes outside the bedroom and bring it up. You need to
  establish a bond with him that doesn’t involve sex.
• Invest In Bottle Openers. You want him as loose as your
  morals and the best way to do that is to ply him with liquor. You don’t
  want him just listening—you want him talking. And alcohol will make his
  mouth as promiscuous as Paris Hilton’s publicist. Start the pouring
  before you head for the bed or after you’re done. The point is to get
  to know each other better.
• Don’t Ask Him Out; Get Him To Stay. Do something that’ll
  make him stay longer. Show him a scene you taped from the Daily Show,
  for example. Your relationship with him has been completely
  sex-centered so start centering it somewhere else. If there’s a spark
  during the ‘extended stay’, he’ll hang around so long he’ll have to
  stay over and then you’ll have a *real* problem on your hands: What to
  cook for breakfast.
• Be Funny. Remember, laughter is the Vaseline that makes
  ideas penetrate better. The idea, in this case, is for him to see you
  as marriage material. Make him chuckle and you’re halfway up his leg.
  Make him laugh and you’re halfway up the aisle.
• Fuck Him Senseless. No, really. Don’t forget why he’s
  there. If you start replacing sex with conversation you’ll just make
  him say “NO” in eight different languages. Don’t replace sex; add to it.
• Don’t Force It. If he doesn’t respond; if he finds
  excuses not to come early or stay late; if he won’t even take a beer
  when he comes over; then TAKE A FUCKING HINT. Game over! At that point,
  you’ll have to decide if the pain of seeing him will be worth the
  pleasure of screwing him. And believe me it will be painful. Nothing
  hurts like unrequited love. Well, unless you’re getting topped by a guy
  who doesn’t believe in lube.

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Posted on February 9th, 2008 by David K.
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Well, the TPS report is back, and Hillary is apparently not a lesbian after all.  She does, however support the LGBT community.  By way of the lovely Perez Hilton, we were ale to get a hold of one of these campaign scripts.

"As I have traveled around the country these past twelve months, what
I sensed in my heart has been confirmed – America is embracing its LGBT
sons and daughters with an acceptance and understanding as never
before. On the campaign trail, a father of a gay son will ask about
ending Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. A woman will ask why she can be
discriminated against just because of who she is. Sometimes they wait
furtively for the crowd to thin and then whisper their confidences in a
soft voice and sometimes they stand up proudly at town meetings and
want me to share my views on how I will help lead the change to assure
that this country fulfills its promise to everyone.

Let me tell you what I have been telling voters across America. I am
fully committed to the fair and equal treatment of LGBT Americans. For
seven long years, the Bush Administration has tried to divide us - only
seeing people who matter to them. It’s been a government of the few, by
the few, and for the few. And no community has been more invisible to
this administration than the LGBT community.

I will change that. The best evidence of what I will do as President is what I have already done.

* I am proud of my record as First Lady, as a U.S. Senator and as a
candidate for President in working toward the fair and equal treatment
of LGBT Americans.
* I am proud that as Chair of the Senate
Democratic Steering and Outreach Committee in 2006, I worked closely
with LBGT community to develop a smart strategy that defeated the
Federal Marriage Amendment. I am proud of fighting the FMA as divisive
wedge politics at its worst.
* I am proud to be a co-sponsor of the Employment Non-Discrimination
Act, the Matthew Shepard Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention
Act, and the Domestic Partnership Benefits and Obligation Act which
would grant the same benefits (including health insurance) to domestic
partners of federal employees that are currently offered to employees’
legal spouses.
* I am proud to have authored the Early Treatment for HIV Act, which
expands access to vital treatment options for low-income individuals
living with HIV, and fought to fully fund the Ryan White CARE Act.
* I am proud that I hired a National Director of LGBT Outreach within a
month of announcing my candidacy for President and to have openly gay
and lesbian staffers serving at all levels of my campaign.
* I am proud to have a National LGBT Steering Committee of over 130
that includes openly LGBT elected officials, Board members and opinion
leaders on issues ranging from transgender rights, to HIV/AIDS, to
“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”.
* I am proud to have marched in Gay Pride parades as both First Lady
and as Senator and to have spoken in front of so many LGBT audiences
ranging from the Human Rights Campaign, Empire State Pride Agenda, the
Hetrick Martin Institute, PFLAG (Parents, Families, and Friends of
Lesbians and Gays), GMHC (Gay Men’s Health Crisis), and the American
Foundation for AIDS Research.
* I am proud to have fought Republican efforts to demonize and
marginalize the LGBT community, and I will continue to do that as
President.

We have so much work to do. When I am President, we will work
together to make sure that all Americans in committed relationships
have equal benefits and that nothing stands in the way of loving
couples who want to adopt children in need. We’re going to expand our
federal hate crimes legislation and pass the Employment
Non-Discrimination Act and assure that they are both fully inclusive of
all people. And finally, we will put an end to the failed policy of
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Courage, honor, patriotism and sacrifice – the
traits that define our men and women in uniform – have nothing to do
with sexual orientation.

My father was a conservative Republican, who held very traditional
views for much of his life. Yet in his last years, it was a gay couple
who lived next door who provided much of the compassion and comfort he
and my mother needed as he grew ill. And it was that same neighbor who
held his hand as he died. If my father can move, America can move.

To each and every LGBT American, I say this. You have done so much
to help this country understand your lives by simply being open and
honest about who you are and living your lives with dignity. Thank you
for your courage. It is time that we recognize your hard work. I know
that this country is ready for changes in the law that reflect the
evolution in our hearts.

America deserves a President who appeals to the best in each of us,
not the worst; a President who values and respects all Americans and
treats all Americans equally no matter who they are or who they love. I
want to be that President. I want to be your President."

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Posted on February 5th, 2008 by David K.
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Apparently Paula’s new single “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” has given her just the right taste of pop starlight that has inspirited the pill-popping diva to throw those farmies aside, gear out of “meltdown mode” and begin working on her new album that is scheduled to be released in summer of 2008. FINALLY, I [...]

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Posted on February 1st, 2008 by David K.
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Yeah yeah. It’s old news that Mario Lopez is not gay. It’s also old news that he starred several times on the homo-erotic/psychotic hit television series Nip/Tuck; I just wanted to remind those of you who have already (as well as indulge those who have not) seen this beautiful specimen of Latin Man [...]

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Posted on January 25th, 2008 by David K.
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It appears that Brazil has a new visitor in town. - NO, not “Duff” beer, the second love of Homer Simpson after Marge, but none other than Hilary Duff who arrived to the sexy South American city on January 23rd (2 days ago) to revitalize “Dignity” tour.

Although Dignity was released in April of 2007 last [...]

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Posted on January 25th, 2008 by David K.
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Where are all of the boys out there like Justin? No one called me on my birthday this year. Justin Timberlake calls Ellen Degeneris for her 50th birthday. It’s actually very sweet.

Originally by ohmygawd from OhMyGawdBlawg! on January 24, 2008, 9:53am
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Posted on January 24th, 2008 by David K.
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I was saddened by the news, when I was sitting in my office yesterday, that Heath Ledger had passed away. A media frenzy ensued, and it was later discovered that the cause of Heath’s death may have been perscription medicine that the 28-year-old Aussie actor had been taking to fight a battle against depression and [...]

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Posted on January 23rd, 2008 by David K.
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Posted on January 22nd, 2008 by David K.
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