It’s Burda (a David K. joint)

Friday, March 21, 2008

Going home for Good Friday…but im still a hoe!
Current mood: adored

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, at least I observe my High and Holy holidays…. I know I am no virgin and no saint, but at least I honor my faith. Which is more than most of you bitches can say. Tomorrow I will go Ptree city to stay with my brother…so dont call me to go out!

I just got dropped off at my house by a boy that is in love with me. Clay. Unfortunately I cannot do it anymore…on this day of fasting and love, I felt compeled to be honest….and I slept with V. on monday and with other people I have met during our last four weeks….soooooooooooo, I HAD to be honest. Its ok….its best!! but anyway….im glad he bought me drinks for the night, im not the one that has to work at 8am…..duh! no way in hell you would catch me out…you however, tried to stay with me…sorry I declined….Victor however, is a nice tight ass, easy as they come, dumber than they normally come…..you still make 400 dollars a week….we can hookup once a month though….i like it!!

so here we go again!!

I take back what I said about V……he is cute, good sex, but still dumb as bricks….his roommate Michael M. is smart, but does coke, goes to therapy, and STILL does coke and gets drunk….i know therapy, because I am not stranger to it, but when I have been there….I HAVE managed…at least to not drink and do drugs….who does that at 41 with two kids?!?!?!?! NOBODY! Funniest person in Atlanta….LOVES it.

So…V is ok….

I love my brother….I know I didnt talk to him for years…but shit, I am a smaller carbon copy of him….I will honor him, and continue to strive to make him, my father and mother proud….we are a picture perfect family, why I am the black sheep? b/c I drink all the time and hookup with more people in a year than i can name?? oops, my bad!!

I love Jay Patel…. enough said….hot boy, my bfffffffffff…..ok Nicky, Paris officially loves you….I should not have left Wetbar when we are the height of our prime for other “drunk” friends…..Sorry baby….

Kevin is cool too!! fine……………………………………… I will go to AA with you! Lord, knows I need it.

TJ!!!!! We love and miss you!!! our third….NOT the same without you…but I will be there in april, and we are going to be the BADEST again….im not calling out your city, but Svetlana Kuznetsova is coming baby!! You are Sharapova, me Kuznetsova….Jay……….. which one will I name you???

Other people I saw tonight….Dumb, dumb, dumb, and probably service industry…dont….ever….LOL

So now, I am going to talk about my roommate….everybody knows he is in love with me… I know….we fuck all the time, but only when I am drunk and not with somebody else…i think my roomie is GREAT, but honestly, I cannot love you…its like loving Clay….it WON’T happen….you are toooooo old…who likes old hairy balls? Not me, not you! STOP STOP…touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it….( Jay, that was for you)

Sex in ATL…..easiest sport ever…..i go in a sweatshirt (not really) but ….butt….yeah, thats what will you get…. ROFLMAO

I like my drunk blogs…they are funny….they are an honest interpretation of what I cannot say when I am out…everybody loves me, and I intend on keeping it that way….I am the marsha fucking brady of the upper WEST side, and sometimes, I just wanna kill myself….(except now because I am eating doritos)

So goodnight bitches!! ATL…..funniest city ever….CANNOT wait to get back to mine…3 months and 10 days left!!! and James Ranson, you better get ready to have your bff back….I promise I wont sleep with or fight everybody in our city anymore….Im a lover, not a fighter…..so maybe I will sleep with a lot of people, just not beat up people up on 17th anymore…..

Love

Paris, Francisco, Austin…..DALLAS, or whatever fake name or whatever you call me….Slut, bitch, or whore are not acceptable names….the first four will work….THANKS….goodnight…