It’s Burda (a David K. joint)

Here’s the latest installment from “Dallas.” This was posted at 5:14 a.m. this morning on his MySpace blog and I’m not sure what he’s trying to achieve by posting this, but I hope it made him feel better.

While you read this, please consider the following questions:

- What does he think “virgin” means?? He still claims to be a virgin, but in the same paragraph he talks about having sex with two different guys. I assume he’s referring to being a bottom and I find that very hard to believe.
- If he believes in Jesus why does he act this way? I guess he believes in Jesus the same way I believe in Buddha. I acknowledge his existence, but I don’t feel like I have to follow his teachings.
- Could the drama going on in the household of the 21 and 41 year olds actually have been caused by Dallas? Hmmm… They were probably reasonable people until he entered their lives, but I digress…
- Doesn’t he know how to use spell check? Seriously. To help you can fully understand this guy I reposted this exactly as he wrote it.

Friday, March 14, 2008

My business!!!

So Marcia, this one is for you!! I know you wrote me and said dont put all your shit out like that, but I am NOT the 14 year old that was scared of you on the block bus stop!!! ok!! I still love you though!!

Soooooooooooooooo, this is a drunk blog…. I am glad that in ATL I got rid of the 21 and 41 year old pair that have by FAR the most drama….i cant date either, one looks like my father, the other one has no brain! sorry, I know you guys live together and all, but i think most my friends agree that the drama in your house is NOT for me…..and M. even though you go to therapy, it still does not stop your terrible coke issue…..how dumb at 41! BUT, dumber is the 21 year old that lives with you and lets you boss him around….its prob. because he makes 400 a month, and has ZERO brain!! how pathetic…. I feel bad for his mom…and yes, I fucked both of you, which one fucked me??…..I im 2-0! IM STILL A VIRGIN!!

I know that when i go into a bar here in ATL, its not Paris, DC, or any major world city…its the same old people from the south, trying to be my friend and offering me everything i want…funny…i spent 10 dollars on prob 10 drinks tonight!!

You still lick my ass after i dont want you too! enough said!

I have never been penetrated….no, you cant fuck me…i fuck women and hot boys…sorry GAYTTL…..its by my rules, and my rules only…and yes I smoke yet you still die to kiss me…but thats ok, im a makeout whore!! cool even if i smell like an ash tray

I think Atlanta is stupid…its not the city where they playaz play….we from the north, kinda play you….i LOVE EVERY MINUTE of it….I have made the bestest of friends, and thats all that matters….we ARE the hottest….even if I am not allowed at blakes for punching dumb Brian.

OK, I know people think I am a time bomb…waiting to explode….I have cleaned up my act…yes, I have punched people, but fore real….I am 5’8, why do people feel threatened by me? DUMB! DUMB!! DUMB!!! Im not hitting you unless you disprespect me…..Yes, I am DC, but Im not from the projects, hello?!?!

UBER ALLES!!! I think Europeans are the hottest….thats when I will settle down….unless I see a Harry Winston, OR a European citizenship on my plate, its PROBABLY not happening…..i dont care how cute you are….

I think the people I have dated THIS YEAR are the dumbest….you already know my fabuluously publicized issues, YET you think you are the one to change me??? STOP it….thats why my friends laugh at you….im not naming names…I still dont want you

OVER ALL…….ATL LOVES ME!! but thank Jesus…and yes I believe in Him….im gone soon…..I dont care if I am the socialite or the ugliest, I am moving back to the north, that I love…..dummy!

kisses everyone, this blog was less vulgar than the last one…..MARCIA you better not send me an insulting msg!!! love you biatch….come sit on top of me…..we will make hot kids!!!! muah!