It’s Burda (a David K. joint)

My friend, who we will call “Dallas”, just posted this on his MySpace blog. I’m sure it will be deleted when he sobers up, so I reposted it here (hehe…).

Highlights to mention:

- “don’t take me to Joe’s and expect me to smile.” - David K. LOVES it because he HATES Joe’s on Juniper!
- My friend is half Latino, yet he calls out other Latino guys for working (in the service industry, albeit… but a job is a job).
- Umm… no other bar wants him and he needs to calm down during the next 90 days so he doesn’t get arrested and so he MIGHT be allowed back into Blake’s on the Park.
- This was cut directly from his blog and was written with the grammatical errors shown. He’s hot though, so who cares if he knows how to spell?
- I do not condone or encourage drug use. Do not do drugs. Drugs are bad. Now that you’ve been told, be forewarned that it’s mentioned below (and he’s not referring to a soft drink).

And without further delay I present “Dallas thinks he’s hot”…

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

ATL!!!

1). Boys will lick the fuck out of your asshole, even after you shit that night and didnt clean (Bronson, Steven, Michael, Justin, Victor, and Charles) yes like the airport….even after I dated two roomates, one would stab the other in the back and still get f’ed by moi…. and then go back and do the other one again…..you guys are lame-O…..the text I believe was” I hate you for even talking to him”…..you are 40, STOP…..nobody cares….he slept with me even on your b-day…so obviously, I am hotter than your dumb 41st… and I dumped both of them…..and they dont love eachother as friends enought to put themselves first….please, I never chose either…..so why would you get mad at your roomie….stop! Obviously they chose to go home with me other than your bday….you were just jealous as illustrated by your txt to them…that we BOTH laughed at.

2.) Everybody tries to coke me up….the funny thing is, you have bought be 5 drinks already….i dont need to do that….nor do I want to, nor will it make me like you more….in fact, it diguists me…..pitiful that you are over 19 and still do that……and then you try to commit suicide…..stop.;…it wont make us like you more.

3.) I do not want to be the 40 years and in abar….obviously you are there because nobody else likes you….so stop trying to make me your boyfriend…I like girls more than I like you! Always will…..NOBODY wants you….

4.) You are stupid to buy me and my two friends, 5 drinks each….what did you spend? close to 100 in a bar tab, to prove what?!?!? NOTHING…we still dont like you

5.) I have called a lot of people out tonight, but uber alles…. Europeans and South Americans…..we are still way better….we are always hot, even when we are 30…. YOU are not! Even, when you are 21, we prob still dont want nothing other than a goodnight….yes, I made out with 7 of you on Friday…..and you call me the slut….no ma’am…you are the fun and games….only the last one we go home with.

6.) I, am HOT!!! BUT, you work in the service industry….please, I am used to lobester and steak, not your hamburgers…..so dont take me to Joe’s and expect me to smile…..

7) Cant coment

8.) DC, Paris, and Porteno boys and girls, are the essence of culture….why did I move here? im still wondering?

9.) I am the Mo Ali of Blakes? yes, I am banned for 90 days, but every other bar wants me and my friends there…..dont be jealous….sorry that I hit somebody in the face, twice…..and I am the “bad boy”…never….that offends me…. I love Blakes, but honestly, its like hanging out at Jr’s….we never did it

10.) and last. . . . . You are either 40, have a drug problem, are twinky and cute but have nothing to say to me other than “you’re hot” and still let me fuck you, cheat of your sig nif other with me, are 21,so in love with me that you cant realize that I never liked you…..OVER IT!!! time to start being bitchy….

Like Trina, I am the baddest bitch!!! puh-lease!!! I run kingston to montego bay….and after thats done, I still have like 10 booty calls that want to come over…..even after, I am rude…. yes, I just got a fab bj, thanks….(you know who you are)

ATL, the worst and dumbest of ALL mankind!! I Love this city….its funny! and so are the people….BUT, i prefer to be stimulated in other ways…..next, Paris, Prague, LA, or Chi-town…..I am sure that after 14 months…….I will LOVE being a part of your city that I do not know!!!

Good night bitches….and thank you Jay!!! BFFFFFFFFFF we rocked and got everything bought for us tonight…I hope you remember their name! b.c I dont…….MUAH!!!

Dont give me shit tomorrow….It was just a friendly, drunk, post!!! muah!